ayokong magsulat ng tula

isisi natin ito sa writer's block. :)

ito'y para sa mga taong may mga alaalang gustong balikan o hagilapin, pero dapat palayain. (yikeeee. kunwari emo tayo. kunwari makata ako. wehehe.)

AYOKO MAGSULAT NG TULA

Mahirap habulin
ang sumisigwa, sipiin ang
mga hindi mapigil maski
saglit para man lang may lingunin
ng sinumang hihinto at babalik.
Walang titik ang maaring tumumbas
sa kariktang may sariling daloy at sigwa.
Di ginagapos ang mga salitang
ni di kaya pasanin ng gunita.

Ayokong magsulat, gusto kong magpalaya.

sinong makakalimot...

... sa mga ito?


JOEEEEEY. :)I CAN FEEL IT! pat damaso, meet LILET (hehe).Lamok siguradong teypowk!Dear Diary... hahaha.So ilonggo guid!Reminds me of I-Matiyaga and classmate Kristine San Diego. Hehe.

THE TEN CONYO-MANDMENTS

Marami nito sa MRT.

It's like so funny.

Bwahahaha.

THE TEN CONYO-MANDMENTS

1.Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
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2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
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3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
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4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
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5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex:
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
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6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex.
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
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7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
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8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex.
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
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9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
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10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"